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Old 21st May 2017, 14:33
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Originally Posted by Red-17 View Post
Oh Tom, a neck rub would be wonderful and a glass of port would mean that I wouldn't need the Valium but I am a little concerned about what the rest of the crew would think.
Just because I'm off the stuff for a bit doesn't mean you can go and use it as a back rub. Anyway it'll leave you very sticky even if it does smell better than horse linament.

(Now then, I wonder if I could taste that?)
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