One of the great traditions of Christmas time is the placement of a fairy on the top of the Christmas tree however not many people know the true story of this tradition. Allow me to enlighten the unknowing.
God instructed the Queen of the Fairies to bring him 12 Christmas trees, one for each of the days of Christmas. Unfortunately the lady couldn't count and brought 13. Upon asking God what she should do with the extra tree he told her in no uncertain terms which is why today we have a fairy on the top of the tree.
FYI Santa has obtained another Reindeer to accompany Rudolph, her name is Olive.....Olive the other Reindeer.... geddit??? I'm wasted here, pearls before swine. If anybody wants me I'll be under the plates with my colouring sticks.
Bah humbug
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