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Originally Posted by Farmer John
They were going for tea
With the wife of the vicar,
They went in together
because it was quicker
But they didn't know that the lock was a sticker
A nobody knew they were there.
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Never heard that one before Farmer John. I thought that you would have stimulated more response to gathering ditties. My party piece used to be The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly. Learnt it when I was in a primary school choir, under eights, and I have never forgotten the words. How sad is that!

Taking up much needed brain space.