Mandoc has stopped reacting to certain middle of the night calls because the Marmite smears are actually "Skid Marks". To the sense of Sight we can add Smell, ManDoc certainly did.
On supermarket shelves in Dublin we have Marmite XO and Marmite Dynamite, Phew. I strongly advise the Tynwald to ban it from the Isle otherwise Ariel and other detergents will have to be imported in industrial quantities.
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