Ze feelthee Eenglish eat ze parsnip et manger pas de chaval, ow can zeer vaccine work avec pas de garlic. Vee will nevere take ze English medicine until ze Duc Wellingtons ne utilee plus le statue nu de l'Empereur Napoleon comme le 'at stand.
(My sister-in-law did rather admit that her countrymen might well have had a taken a purely xenophobic reaction to it. Perhaps an affiliation with le Maison Francais d'Oxford could have been pretended).
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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