Ah Ha I detect the aroma of a virgin credit card

Methinks the lad has a lot to learn polishing his Visa in such reprobate company,

I shall take this innocent abroad and instruct him in the way of getting on the good side of an injuneer.
Mine is a pint of Creme de Menthe and a double Black Bush chaser
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots