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A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had had his way with her the previous evening, after they'd met in a pub.
He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.
"You lying toad," she yells. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot."
"No," he says; "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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