|
Oh what a travesty it is
To see a plumber at lecky's biz
A good repair he cannot ape
preferring miles of insulting tape.
Selecting tape of the lecky kind
Search their specs with that in mind
Denso's big on rust protection
That's Fck all good for earth prevention
(Well, not very good anyway, I'd nonetheless be happy with it wrapped round my kitchen ceiling strip light. It's been out of operation since the Autumn rains started, as they are stopping only when they have drained though the luminaire onto the table beneath. Aren't dehumidifiers wonderful, the damp has never reached my uppers even in the worst downpours).
__________________
David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
|