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Originally Posted by Engine Serang
Rather delicate this morning and talk of sprouts and noxious emissions is making me quite nauseous.
Scrambled eggs for lunch, full Ulster Fry parked in the fridge until about Monday when all my old arrogance will have returned.
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Aww lad have I taught you nothing

what you need to counteract the sprouts is as follows:-
3 pints of Guinness
6 hard boiled eggs
2 tins (family size) baked beans
1 large curry pizza
2 finely chopped onions
The above to be taken daily unless attending court where you run the risk of being charged with chemical warfare
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