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Originally Posted by BobClay
I don't think so, but I suspect I'm about to. Go for it !!!  |
An old sot enters a bar & declares "I'm gonna take a drink from that spittoon unless someone stands me a drink!"
No-one replys, so said sot lifts the spittoon -takes a sip - starts to put it down, but raises it up again and chugs all. People are running away, some leaving cash on the bar, some are getting sick, and the sot drains the cuspidor. The barmaid asks, "what the hell is wrong with you? I was going to give you a drink!" Sot replies, "I couldn't stop - it all came out in a long string!"