Ummm I hate to ask but why are we towing those two pieces of crap using cables and wire? What's wrong with the nantomic magnetic attractor thingymabob wot I invented and built with my own fair paws? Don't tell me some heathen deckie type person has busted it already?
Mumble mumble, mutter mutter..... I dinno why I bother inventing things, I used a whole box of crayons on this thing but not a word of thanks do I hear.
I'm off to my funnel suite in a huff, yes I invented that as well..... great for runs ashore as it has a homing gizmo, very handy when pissed
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
