Nothing like a dab of HFO behind the ears to get the ladies interested mind you nothing beats a liberal spraying of WD40 round the oxters. However for those "intimate" occasions I strongly recommend Shell Gadus S3 high speed coupling grease.
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Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots