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Lambeg Tom? I can hear the ears of the Ballabrooie Bicycle, a wanton slut of a pussycat, prick. Work'us beat him to it and her two surviving kittens were both conceived and born within a metre of my bedhead. Mind you, the effort proved too much for him eventually, dropped dead from congestive heart disease (almost in my arms but, anyway, with a gentlemanly consideration for others).
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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