My Old Dear was a crossword fanatic. One day she was struggling with a quiz word version and she asked me what I thought of the clue:
"What the Universe is made of."
I suggested 'Hydrogen.' (This is back in the day before 'dark matter' and 'dark energy' proved we don't know shit about what 90% of anything actually is.)
"No," she replied.
"Doesn't fit." I thought nothing more of it until she completed the puzzle and told me the correct answer was: 'electricity.'
"What a load of bollocks," I commented, for which I received the
IRISH DEATH GLARE (hill farm girl from Co. Limerick, came over just before WW2.)
I strategically advanced to the rear and went down the pub ...
(Can't help but think that if that clue had been right ... none of us could afford to live in this Universe anymore ....
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