My best pal went on a seaside caravan holiday. Every morning a sea bird would come, tap on the door looking for food.
He gave the bird breadcrumbs and, as the days went by, got the cheeky chappy to do funny dances or little tricks.
However, when they returned home, both he & his wife developed rashes.
The Doctor explained that they had developed a fun gull infection. TV
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Ron
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Never regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last.
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