On holiday in Jamaica, my mate went to a Medieval themed party where everyone dressed up as knights etc.
He asked a local lady why she was carrying plums in her evening gown?
She corrected him saying “They’re m’damsons in dis dress”.
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Last edited by Ron Stringer; 5th August 2022 at 09:46.
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