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Originally Posted by BobClay
Fire extinguisher is bought and in place .. 
Not sure about a video doorbell ... was thinking more along the lines of a trapdoor by the front step that drops into a large tank of particularly cobby piranhas.  |
I would have thought Crocodile infested pit, at least when they die you will be able to make a 'Man Bags' out of them, do piranhas come with chips.