I am trying to loose weight and have given up the nightly bottle of port. Resultant lack of lubrication has tightened up both posting fingers and posting mouth.
(A quick google suggests that consequential surplus has prompted Rochas to try it as a perfume).
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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