I don't know about a taser cruise. I could rig something up with a megger or perhaps a variac and an extension lead (do we know why? Nothing, I hope, of an erotic nature. Was anything said about cable ties?).
I might add that if we're to wear blues in the messroom I think it a bit rich if management is allowed to wear only panjandrums.
(He's probably only interested in upping the business miles by using his company car to make the visit - something to do with the tax man I understand).
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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