Well, we can see from the look on his face that Kim has absolutely no sense of humour at all.
I suggest we leave him alone to play silly buggers with all and sundried. Sooner, or later he'll get his come-uppence.
Red said that she would like to go to India, so, unless anyone has any objection we can set a course for Kolkata ( a sister port of her home town of Newcastle, NSW) perhaps stopping off for refreshers in Hong Kong/Macau, and Singapore on the way? I did hear that there was a cargo of animal body parts to be carried to India and here I am with 8 crates of "Dogs-cocks" --- a bunch of back splices in 1/2 inch manilla rope.
Time to convene for a port parting tipple, I believe?