Ferret....FERRET !!!!!!!!! Dear God Tom do you have a death wish.... ferret indeed... I'll have you know Squeek (note correct spelling) is a fully paid up member of the RAT family.
It has taken me several hours to placate him and prevent him from running up your trouser leg and exacting revenge for such a monstrous slight
You are a lucky man young sir but for your own safety I would sleep with one eye open for a week or so
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots