the injuneering dept fitted a complete flume tank system years ago when pussy was just a kitten. Please don't tell me you scurvy lot haven't noticed our silk smooth progress whatever the weather.
Incidentally and for the record I NEVER cheat at pocket billiards but have been known to give the balls a slight rub while playing snooker

Anyhoo our old table makes the game more of a challenge with our checker plate covering
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Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots