[Farmer John]

Mmm, fish chips and mushy peas, that's good for what ails yer.

Dartskipper, I had noticed the rings on the charts too, they are (on close examination) rings caused by mycorrhizae living in close symbiotic relationships with the chip pan that keeps getting left on the charts when there has been an urgent need to eat something after wetting of the whistle. They are often known as "Fairy Rings" but I feel that is distasteful.