One to you and your countrymen ES.
No matter where you are there is no substitute for starched Irish Table Linen albeit none at Mundrabilla or Loongana except on the passing Trans-Australian passenger trains. We really did import specially patterned Irish napkins and table cloths for the expresses back in the days.
Too late for you to bring some aboard the GD2 when you next return from leave, I suppose.
No good as sweaties though - too stiff!