As you all know I only like to post top line and classy jokes on here, and when I saw this one, I felt it was of sufficient quality to post.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a couple of torn togas.
"Euripides," says the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides ?" replies the man.
(Doesn't bother with coat. Retreats to Neutronium reinforced Nuclear Bunker instead.)
