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1) Make three saucer shaped ice shelfs out of layers of wetted lavo-paper frozen. Appropriately sized to stop stool hitting trap water whilst at the same time allowing adequate 'drop height'.
2) Place an ice shelf in crapper.
3) Move to prove.
4) Take the little ice cream paddles to two different areas of stool, avoiding peanuts.
5) Smear two of the little windows using only one ice cream spoon for each and shut the flap.
6) Take you morning bath and return to find there has been a downward motion of the motion into the trap as the paper has melted.
7) Flush.
Repeat from 2) until all three sets of windows have been been browned off.
8) Dispatch, making sure you have disguised any suspiciously brown markings on the envelope.
Better your stomach occasionally does some churning than your family looses you to an early burning.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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