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All our passengers are aboard and are making themselves known to one and all, please adjust your dress as a refusal often offends. We will sail at Midnight GMT, aiming towards Namibia if my little school atlas is right. We have about 18,000 miles to travel, maybe more if we go round the outside. It is chilly here at the moment, which is strange as we seem to be in Argentina.
Our Plastico stewards are ready to serve a welcome aboard feast, roast Swan, spitted Boar and jelly and custard. Standbye at 2300, give the Injuns a polish and inflate the starting thingy, the number of turns on the elastic at present are 25,000 approx so keep the treadmills going.
I'm just going to get a vote on which is the front and which the back just to be sure.
Any comments about my ticket will be punished by keel-hauling, 2 passes side to side.
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Buvez toujours, mourrez jamais.
Rabelais
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