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A prison warder was in the Governor's office, discussing the new inmates.
"One of them is a bit odd, sir." said the warder.
"In what way?" asked the governor.
"Well Sir, he's ok most of the time, but at breakfast he gets rowdy. When he is served with Cornflakes, or Shreddies, or Weetabix, or Shredded Wheat, he just shouts abuse at his bowl. It's very strange."
"Let's have a look in his file," says the governor. "Ah, I see what his problem is now. We may not be able to correct his behaviour it seems."
"Why not Sir?"
"His file says he's a cereal offender."
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"You do not ask a tame seagull why it needs to disappear from time to time towards the open sea. It goes. That's all." Bernard Moitessier.
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