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#14. Why spiders? I find prescribing autoerotic colonic penetration is good for letting off steam. It is usually obvious that the caller is from parts East of here and so damnations encompassing the dermatological palette, off-horizontal orientation of the opthalmological long-axis and incomplete parenthood quite good for baiting the hook.
They are still difficult to catch but I have managed to be rude enough once for them to call again to accuse me of being very wrongly parented. Long distance from China must put quite cost on this sort of criminal there to go phishing.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
Last edited by Varley; 22nd May 2021 at 13:02.
Reason: Not palate - I really was not thinking of cannibalism, honest.
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