Ah wonderful Belfast, nothing like the taste of smokie Vodka with a dash of ceiling plaster as an extra garnish. The balaclava boys were so helpful in asking "what size do you take in a hood?" or "would you like a limp for the rest of your life?" such a friendly city and such exciting times.
P&O Ferries bringing a taste of the Orient to sunny Larne
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