[Varley]

What a compliment. You did not notice that the howling draught allowed by the Crittall windthroughs kept any thoughts of fish smells (but not, it seems those of tarty beard shampoo) or that from farting brought on by celebrating Slaughter of the Innocence day fortnight unwisely, but well.

You will be welcome again next year, which should be time enough for staff to sneak the empties small piece by small piece into the bins without raising the ire of the dustmen (V important types - get welding and classic car instruction). I have to say that whoever used two plasticos to put the billiard table on an even keel should be ashamed of themselves they are quite creased - the way she is done here is simply to wait until the heave of the subsidence veers more favourably.

And whoever left one of those in the mini bar. Those are ice buckets. The other would be found in the wee cupboard on the opposite side of the bed.