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Originally Posted by Tom Alexander
Farmer John, if you can get the cut-outs to string our "festive" multi-coloured lights throughout the rigging and the palm trees on the garden deck, I can arrange to have a local hula group aboard to enjoy an impromptu luau.
We,ll just have to keep E S from trying to "harvest" their grass skirts with his lawn mower. The girls, I suspect, will be much more inclined to have them quietly removed later after some Mai Tais and some exotic hip swinging.
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Talking to a lady at work about holidays a few years ago when Hawaii (or was it Tahiti?) came up. I said to her that I could imagine her in a couple of half coconuts and a grass skirt. Couldn't get away with it these days.
I would have settled for a pair of hedge clippers.