We are in Hawaii
feck sake I was told we were going to HULL !!! so I stayed below. Bloody deckie crew never tell us 'umble injuneers where we are going, just drag us along with them
I'll bet Sparks knew all along the destination 'cause he has a bloody window to look out of
Hawaii eh? what a bummer that is, grass skirts everywhere and the strimmer is broke (don't ask) the clippers are blunt and some bar steward nicked my lawn mower. Fed up so if anybody wants me I'll be in the bar but it better be a bloody good reason to bother me
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I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
