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I am back, I got left behind in Antwerp, scouting for a young lady with loose knickers. To cut a long story short, a nonagenarian took pity on me, bought me a drink of red wine (Micky Finned), I came to with a large pair of Cerise bloomers in my pockets, no money and only the Ship's blow up doll and the Cerise bloomers to assist me on getting back to the GD. Ever a man of resource, I inflated the doll, hoisted the bloomers and sailed after you. And here I am, I shall have a hearty breakfast, check the doll for weed and barnacles and stow her back with the liferaft.
What an adventure! I bet you all missed me?
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Buvez toujours, mourrez jamais.
Rabelais
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