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Graham Martin is in hospital.
So who the hell is Graham Martin you might ask ?
Well, Graham is the fellah who got home late one night and Helen, his wife, says: "Where the hell have you been ?"
Graham replies: "I was getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo ?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get ?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed onto my privates," he replied proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking ?" she asked, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on Earth would a chartered accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed onto his privates ?"
Graham replied:
"Well ...
One: I like to watch my money grow.
Two: Once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three: I like how money feels in my hand.
... and lastly .. instead of going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want !!"
Graham is now in the Critical Care Unit, room 223.
No visitors are allowed until further notice as they've had to put two armed guards on the life support machine.
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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