I've seen you shimmy Chief and while you can still do that I'll keep the Chockfast red-pencilled.
I may have misunderstood E-S. The porcelain container would be OK for keeping one's hair in I suppose but it would then not only look ridiculous in the morning but might not smell too good either.
And another thing! Vaseline is no good for crabs. Not unless you set it on fire after application.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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