Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-17
Ahoy there! Permission to come aboard Captain? I see that not a lot has changed re quality of messages and use of The Queens English.
|
Red-17, you are here to start a new 5000 messages, and mightily welcome. When you are settled in, I will show you round the garden and then the company will join you in a little aperitif before we dine. I have high hopes that some pleasant conversation will ensue.
All the worst inspections have now been mechanised (quite a sensation), the new wide spectrum antibiotics have sorted the falling off of bits. You just need to sign a form for each of the personnel to say that they have been through the device and the job is done.
Welcome back and, fellows, try not to be quite so unpolished and perhaps Red will stay, who knows, we might even sign some more civilising influences.