I understand Liz Truss is something of a cheese expert, was taught by the master cheesemaker himself Wallace ably assisted by Grommit. Until I discovered Smirnoff I thought Stinking Bishop was some kind of pervert.
ES dabbled in a bit of cheese making himself, it wasn't a success, even the injun room mice were throwing themselves onto the traps Kamikaze fashion.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots