Mate of mine once met Red Adair, asked him if he was still dancing with Ginger Rodgers.
Hoi my personal plumbing arrangements are mine, further where I place my ruby lips is entirely of my concern. Personally I shun the use of the voice pipe as all the deck crowd appear to be deaf to the injuneers. My secretary once asked if she could borrow my dictaphone but I told her to use her finger like everybody else...
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
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