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Old 29th February 2020, 12:54
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Mr Threebs brings the computer back to the shop he bought it from and speaks to the young chap from the sub-continent...…...

Mr. Threebs: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Threebs: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

Mr. Threebs: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Owner: We're closin' for lunch.

Mr. Threebs: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this computer what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Toshiba Satellite Pro...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Threebs: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'It's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...it's resting.

Mr. Threebs: Look, matey, I know a dead computer when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner: No no it's not dead, it's, restin'! Remarkable computer, the Toshiba, idn'it, ay? Beautiful keyboard!

Mr. Threebs: The keyboard don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Owner: No no no no, no, no! 'It's resting!


In despair Mr Threebs puts the Toshiba under his arm and tells the Owner he has no alternative but to put the matter in the hands of Mr Clay.


Sketch ends to wild applause and calls for an encore.
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