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"What's your name?" asked the Doctor.
"Colin F***ing Wilson," replied the patient.
A bit startled by this, the Doctor asked: "Do you suffer from Tourette's Colin?"
"No. But the Vicar at the Christening did."
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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