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Benny, a farm labourer, was in A & E with a broken leg.
Doctor: “What happened to you?”
Benny: “Well about 25 years ago….”
Doctor: “No, what happened today?”
Benny: “Hear me out, when I went to work on the farm as a lad about 25years ago they put me up in the attic of the big house until I got sorted out. One night the farmer’s daughter came and asked me how I was and if I needed anything, I told her no I’m fine but she kept on for a bit before leaving me to get to sleep.
Well today I’m doing the boss a favour working up on the roof of the big house. Being right there I suddenly realised what she was on about. And I fell off.
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The Mad Landsman
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