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Old 12th May 2019, 11:51
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That joke is older than I am … (Still good though.)

If we're resurrecting old music hall jokes:

I say I say I say, my dog hasn't got a nose.

How does it smell ?

Bloody awful.




There's a man outside selling clocks.

Tell him I haven't got time for him.


….

Doctor Doctor I think I've got an inferiority complex.

I can't think why you insignificant little moron.




Knock knock.

Who's there ?

Doctor.

Doctor who ?

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE




And finally one from the late great Tommy Cooper.

I went to see a show at the London Palladium but they told me all the seats were taken, and I couldn't go in.
I said: "I bet you'd have seat for Prince Charles if he was coming."
"Well yes," they replied. "Of course we would."
"Well he's not coming, so I'll take his."
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