It was a dark and a stormy night and the captain said to the cabin boy, tell us a tale, so the cabin boy began.
One dark and stormy night, three smugglers sat in a cave, and one of them said, this is more interesting but just as circular.
He was just about to tell his storey when he was discovered by the Home Guard. Were doomed - doomed said one of the Home Guard when another said "Ere, leave it out! we can take this stuff and - well you know - use it properly and everyone will be happy".
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