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After the honeymoon, Brian was welding some stuff in the garage for fun.
Joan, His new wife, was standing there by the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence Joan finally said: "Honey, I've just been
thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much
of your time out here in your shed, and could consider selling some of your
machinery and stuff, like your gun collection, fishing gear, and lose all those
stupid model airplanes. And dump that home brewing kit."
Brian got a horrified look on his face and silently stared at her. Joan said,
"Darling, what's wrong?"
Brian replied, "Nothing, but for a minute there, you were starting to sound like
my ex-wife."
“Ex-wife?" She screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”
Brian replied......... "I wasn't.”
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