Feck sake, I struggled to bring my big Lambeg Drum to the party only to find the bloody place in darkness and the bar closed
I went for the pulled pork but apparently some bugger called Cameron got there first
If anybody wants me I'll be in my funnel suite, sulking
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots