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Old 3rd November 2018, 02:20
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Three Italian Nuns were driving down the Auttostrada when their small Fiat was hit by a transport
truck.
Ended up at the early gates to be greeted by St. Peter.
“I was not expecting you for a few years yet and I would like as compensation to allow you back on
earth as whomsoever you would like for six months.
The first Nun asked that she go back as Sophia Lorian as she had a very interesting life.
Second Nun wished to return as Madonna as she was a good example of how the wild side of life was.
The third Nun after some though asked St. Peter to return her as Alberta Pipeline. Who is this was the
puzzled St. Pete?
The Nun produced a newspaper and showed the article to the puzzled Saint.
Oh Sister responded the Saint you have it all wrong.
What the newspaper article said was
Alberta Pipe Line was laid by 1500 men in six months.
Oh said the disappointed Nun I thought it was something different
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