I've ridged the potatoes and cleared out the mess under the potting bench. Then took it easy and brought to mind Mam's sayings (she was born 1899).
If I walked back from the dance on a wild night, she might say: Your hair is a wild as Nazimova's. So, I went online to look into Nazimova and found this bit of antique film:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44OmwMoGWfs
It makes a change from reality TV.