YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I'm the life of the party....even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps.....with a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time - because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy....and that's just my left leg
I'm beginning to realise that aging is not for wimps.
Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them. Or, maybe I should send it to all my friends anyway. They won't remember, even if they did send it.
Spread the laughter - share the cheer......let's be happy!
