Ah PAT, great to have you aboard again. Looking at your wee foto on the top LH side of your Post you bear a striking resemblance to our Jolly Swagman, are you by any chance related? Perhaps second cousins?
And anyways Tmax needs a new arse in his uniform trousers and Sir vWilliam has bluemould on his jacket caused by constant dribbling. I suggest you pull on a pair of Marigolds and get stuck in.
I'll drop by later this morning and put a few drops of oil ion the hinges of your trapdoor.
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